Welcome, internet!

Welcome to our blogging site. The reason we are writing this is because we have recently discovered that our identities have been stolen. Two guys, "Nick Nemeroff" and "Matt Melnick" have been pretending to be us - the real Nick and Matt - and have been using our names to do everything from writing and filming comedy sketches to purchasing the entire "Milf Squirters" collection on DVD with our credit cards. We've had enough of their little charade, and so we will now be frequently posting updates to show the world just how uncool and unfunny these loser imposters really are. To "Nick and Matt": we know you're out there, and we're not gonna stop blogging until we make your fake names as tainted as our real ones. You guys totally suck.