November 21, 2008
So the impostors have released a new video under the group name of Utterly Macabre. We've been told it stars Jason Schneidman and is directed by Ben Gelfand. Needless to say, these two gentlemen have made our proverbial "death-list". They have also made our antiverbial one.
November 10, 2008
November 9, 2008
Just to avoid any confusion, for all you first-time blog readers out there, our posts are meant to be read bottom-to-top. Like hebrew or whatever. So this should be the last thing you're reading. By now you should have already read all of our previous, super-cool posts.
Well, we've been online for about a week now and the reviews are pouring in (though the roofer said he'd have that fixed by next week). Take a look at what most people are saying! Local Asian Mike Cho says "wat the f. ur stupid website blog thing. wat the f is that. how fucking gay is that. i wish i was there to smack u. and then smash ur computer," while the 2007 winner of the coveted Royal West Academy Class of 2007 Best Smile award Trevor Drummond claims "1) u are really gay". Thanks guys and keep those comments about how happy and jovial we are coming!
We have decided to post a picture of ourselves in order to show the readers the difference. As you can clearly see in this picture of us, the real us, we look nothing like those ugly, ugly impostors. You'd have to be a real idiot to see any resemblance whatsoever. Some of our more perceptive readers may also notice that the impostors do not even have mustaches.
November 4, 2008
November 3, 2008
Welcome to our blogging site. The reason we are writing this is because we have recently discovered that our identities have been stolen. Two guys, "Nick Nemeroff" and "Matt Melnick" have been pretending to be us - the real Nick and Matt - and have been using our names to do everything from writing and filming comedy sketches to purchasing the entire "Milf Squirters" collection on DVD with our credit cards. We've had enough of their little charade, and so we will now be frequently posting updates to show the world just how uncool and unfunny these loser imposters really are. To "Nick and Matt": we know you're out there, and we're not gonna stop blogging until we make your fake names as tainted as our real ones. You guys totally suck.